Post jokes & Facts about Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris The Film in 3D was actually banned after the first showing when a 3D roundhouse kick accidently killed the entire audience

Chuck Norris uses a real polar bear as a pillow pet.

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.


Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

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"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."