Listen up try hards, don't think you'll escape my wrath of unfunny jokes
1-- If you have to multiply your losses by 12 to get your win totals...you might be a try hard
2-- If the skunker medal was your first onyx...you might be a try hard
3--If your K/D is a larger # than a midget's height after being converted into centimeters...you might be a try hard.
4--If you consider 17-1 a blemish on your record...you might be a try hard.
5--If you consider 17-1 to be a bad game despite winning...you might be a try hard.
6--If you consider a team mate scoring 17-1 to be the weak link of your team....you might be a try hard.
7--If you expended enough lancer ammo to build a brass fortress...you might be a try hard.
8--If you rage quit because you didn't earn every kill during an execution match...you might be a try hard.
9--If you rage quit because nobody voted for Sandbar...you might be a try hard.
10--If you raged quit because the leaderboards didn't update fast enough with your new ranking...you might be a try hard.
11--When you think an 80 game win streak isn't trying hard enough...you might be a try hard.
12--If you give orders during a match...you might be a try hard.
13--If you yell at another team mate for not yelling enough at another team mate...you might be a try hard.
14--If you have lost your voice while in the middle of playing...you might be a try hard.
15--If you rage because you didn't get first blood...you might be a try hard.
16--If you rage because your team mates didn't kill the 5 man firing squad attacking you as you rushed boom alone...you might be a try hard
17--if you think QM shouldn't have leaderboards and stats...you might be a try hard.
18--If you think Classic Baird makes it all better...you might be a try hard.
19--If the words map control and a good time are used in the same sentence...you might be a try hard.
20--If the most common words used in a match by you are scrub and get good...you might be a try hard.
21--If you earn the killing spree and Quinn ribbons in the first round of warzone....you might be a try hard.
22--If you ever wished there was an "untouchable" ribbon in KOTH....you might be a try hard.
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23--If the only fail of the day was when you picked up Diet MT Dew instead of regular...you might be a try hard.
24--If you can immediately spot as soon as the match starts...you might be a try hard.
25--If you have more boom kills than the entire lobby combined...you might be a try hard
26--If getting bodied scares you even more than actually dying in real life...you might be a try hard.
27--If you can play Raven Down with a blind fold...you might be a try hard.
28--If you put your 1 vs 1 record in you xbox profile....you might a try hard.
29--If you use a snapshot of your K/D W/L as a twitter/facebook pic...you might be a try hard.
30--If you use that same snapshot and convert it to a birthday, get well soon, congrats, or happy graduation card....you might be a try hard.
31--If you use that same snapshot and convert it to Christmas wrapping paper....you might be a try hard.
32--If you think MLG stands for "Must Lancer Great"...you might be a try hard.
33--if you think scrub means "Savage Civilian Retro Using Bums Suck"...you might be a try hard.
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]35-If you name your shots...you might be a try-hard
36-If you get paid to use the Longshot...you might be a try-hard (anyone know that video )
37-If you hump every. single. kill...you might be a try
38 If you refuse to use any characters other than Civilian Anya/Valera and Myrrah/Savage Kantus...you might be a try hard- credit toAngry Old Feral
39 You can wallbounce at the speed of a fighter jet and accurately hipfire people's skulls off while doing so, but still feel that you need the slightly-smaller hitbox of the above characters to excel.
...you might be a try hard
40 You've developed carpal-tunnel syndrome because of your Hammerburst skills...you might be a try hard
41 You got the Ivory skin by yourself without boosting. XD...you might be a try hard
42 If you know your K/D W/L at any given time without checking...you might be a try hard.
43 If you and your clan are in the Top 10 of any leaderboard...you might be try hard.
44 If there is infighting within your clan as to why everybody isn't # 1 on the leaderboards...you might be a try hard.
45 If you leave or disband the clan so you can be #1 on the leaderboards...you might be a try hard.
46 If you live bio states "Second to none" you might be a try hard.
47 If talk about owning noobs on a first date...you might be a try hard.
48 If you call in sick/ditch school for one day to create a generous gap towards your rise to the #1 weekly leaderboard spot...you might be a try hard.
49 If you call yourself semi-retired from being MLG...you might be a try hard.
50 If you onyx'd lobotomizer and gnasher shortly after...you might be a try hard.
51 If you onyx'd your 1st lancer and your second spotter medal at the same exact time...you might be a try hard.
52 If you can gain map control with your eyes closed...you might be a try hard.